Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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