their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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