If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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