so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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