It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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