My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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