She's JV to your varsity
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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