so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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