would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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