fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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