im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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