the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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