i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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