Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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