yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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