The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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