My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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