DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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