If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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