If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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