Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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