Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize