She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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