We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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