You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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