I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
