My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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