I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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