Me too!
I wish i was in the wii world.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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