Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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