heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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