she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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