Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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