So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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