Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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