We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Randomize