yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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