When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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