You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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