I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I skipped work to stalk him.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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