We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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