Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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