That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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