Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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