Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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