i would punch a child for taco bell
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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