This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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