did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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