if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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