also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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