All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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