What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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