I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
