He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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